another year alone

couples everywhere

it’s okay

I’m gonna go eat my body weight in junk food and watch the notebook now

thisisthereasonyourealone:

iusedtohateyounowiloveyou:

There is no probably..

I try to start conversations and be cool which in reality is like

and he is probably just thinking 

so im just like

why do i bother????? whatever, i didnt like you anyway jerk. 

thatfunnyblog:

Me:

http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

(Source: swaggybuddie)

when you realize your life is going to be exactly like Kristen Wiigs in Bridesmaids…minus the cute Irish cop. 

today i cried while washing the dishes.

not pathetic enough? okay. so then i pulled myself together and tried to take out the trash. i couldn’t get the bag out of the trashcan so i dropped the trashcan and cried. 

still dont think i am a total pathetic loser? stereo hearts came on pandora radio while i was cleaning my house and i cried again.

this was all mostly due to the fact that this guy right here is the definition of my love life. 

and also i wish i had a life greater and more exciting than the one i have now. 

why can i not fast forward ten years in my life?!

so i am sitting in the student center when i see a good looking guy sitting at a table alone 

so we awkwardly make eye contact a few times

then a look back at him and he is completely staring at me so i try to look cool

expectation

reality

and then his girlfriend walks around the corner and they kiss and hug